19 Tweets From This Week That Are Funny Af
This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: June 10, 2022
Photo via @RespectfulMemes on Twitter
Published Jun 10, 2022
Computers and toes, Mr. Hobo's Oboe, (Shoeless Joe's), too many croutons bro, and much more from this week in funny tweets.
June 3
paused the video at a point where it looks like tiny biden is giving big biden a shoulder massage pic.twitter.com/1cYrGKRMWH
— Kady Ruth (@kady_ruth) June 3, 2022
Your days are numbered mouse. pic.twitter.com/iVtV31f89c
— Ethan 👑 (@PastorGodRatio) June 3, 2022
What Americans look like to the rest of the world pic.twitter.com/0TBMTNfD0X
— Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids) June 3, 2022
27 years ago my dad called Mr Holland's Opus "Mr Hobo's Oboe" and since then I've thought about it at least twice a week.
— JON SCHABL (@JSchabl) June 4, 2022
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— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) June 3, 2022
The @nytimes discovers … roommates pic.twitter.com/Ej9WSMYBJ5
— Kevin Allman (@KevinAllman) June 3, 2022
They are them pic.twitter.com/hQP9RMlCNv
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) June 3, 2022
June 4
pic.twitter.com/GroAx3qbdr
— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) June 4, 2022
Ah yes I love rising new pop star Kate Bush pic.twitter.com/4NtuAFGlvj
— Dr Aaron, PhD (@aaronposting) June 4, 2022
Making Morbius bomb twice is like the only sign I've seen in the past decade capitalism can be defeated by the will of the people.
— Aevee Bee (@MammonMachine) June 4, 2022
cat. pic.twitter.com/1HpbyL1Xxn
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) June 4, 2022
Finding Locke's D pic.twitter.com/VntzRRu1pZ
— samuel catlin (doctor mode) (@lint_ax) June 5, 2022
i let the hibachi chef squirt sake in my mouth and my boyfriend told me find my own ride home???????
— 7 (@MANlTHEDON) June 4, 2022
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— zach (@extrafabulous) June 4, 2022
it's mandatory to say "shut up bitch" before skipping every ad on youtube
— T 🎯 (@CodeineFridge) June 4, 2022
Graphic design has rules, and they work … 👀 pic.twitter.com/NQMSAkSpgl
— Laurel Coons 🧬🧬🧬 (@LaurelCoons) June 4, 2022
It's "How did this person afford this trip to Europe?" month on Instagram.
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) June 4, 2022
watching paddington 2 and I can't figure out why paddington has a british accent. they clearly show that he is born and raised in the peruvian amazon. if anything he should have a spanish accent. the fact that hes a talking bear doesn't bother me
— Eric Adams Personal Aura Reader (@KrangTNelson) June 4, 2022
Fun fact: Matthew Modine was originally offered the role of Maverick in Top Gun and knew it would be a massive success but didn't want to make a two hour commercial for the military. pic.twitter.com/tAbqTzY1WB
— Kaveh MD (@thehouseofpod) June 4, 2022
Top Gun: Maverick (2022) pic.twitter.com/OKicBpby5q
— Doctor Pepper (@tinylittlehomie) June 4, 2022
Irish people after going outside without sunscreen for 5 minutes pic.twitter.com/vyy8nJktxK
— Emo Garfield (@emo_garfield420) June 4, 2022
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? pic.twitter.com/7Ui8dRqrBS
— yeah ok (@poutinesmoothie) June 5, 2022
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— rare insults (@insultsrare) June 4, 2022
peter parker must've delivered your shіt https://t.co/AGqZ3Q4Jfq
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) June 5, 2022
I asked for extra fucking croutons and this is what they gave me bro pic.twitter.com/eU0onMenHs
— ParkingLotPünx🗣💨🤰🏻 (@punxUwU) June 5, 2022
June 5
twitter is so weird because it's like constant whiplash between a really funny joke, the most horrific violence you can think of, a movie that looks cool, an acquaintance having phenomenal tits, absolute despair, and the history of a medieval painting, all in about 90 seconds
— Sid Fiore Branca (@sidbranca) June 5, 2022
I don't ever want to feel like I did that day (sick from celiac cross contamination) take me to the place I love (Shoeless Joe's) take me all way (Uxbridge ON Location)
— ben stager (@bennnnst) June 5, 2022
Watching LOTR on a dodgy website and they've replaced Gondor with Gender in the subtitles lol pic.twitter.com/UWUiwjQElu
— Labour Accelerationists (@LabourAccel) June 5, 2022
i didn't know two of the wiggles were married and then broke up but kept performing together. the fleetwood mac of childrens entertainment
— amy b (@arb) June 5, 2022
45 years ago, Fleetwood Mac released the critically acclaimed "Rumours". pic.twitter.com/JQSH2DFGIX
— Matjoman Randisavić (@klezmergord) June 5, 2022
Rick Rubin should produce a totally bare bones, stripped down album with the Queen before she passes.
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) June 5, 2022
reads like @CBCPitchbot but it's real https://t.co/RP6O3gcdZW
— Maggie Rahr (@RealMaggieRahr) June 5, 2022
Texas runs its own power grid separate from the rest of the country. https://t.co/MRs6uVIgW0
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) June 5, 2022
First and last drink footage is hillarious. Why has no one done this before? 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/KAZ367uwaS
— Viral Meme Guy (@Viralmemeguy) June 5, 2022
June 6
this is unbelievable pic.twitter.com/Bm6f5hcJhp
— cory (harvard graduate) (@coolmathgame_) June 6, 2022
First summer we get to be outside in 2 years and each day is costing $500
— अवीवा (@amxizzy) June 6, 2022
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— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) June 6, 2022
the internet: a free library resource pic.twitter.com/fWjjEzTwyb
— payton🌱 (@paytmitch) June 6, 2022
I found the most deranged dvd boxset of all time today pic.twitter.com/9qqqozZJXP
— Dr. Doctor M.D. (More doctor) (@DannyCepticon) June 6, 2022
We need to bring back 27-episode television seasons. I'm tired of the eight episodes seasons where everything matters. There's an episode of The OC where Ryan decides he wants to play soccer and it's never mentioned again. I love that. More TV episodes shouldn't matter.
— Luke Winkie (@luke_winkie) June 6, 2022
Hey quick reminder just because you can go back to work after 5 days doesn't mean COVID lasts 5 days.
— Katie Elizabeth (@shegoeso) June 6, 2022
Me: brutally murdered and found dumped on the side of the highway
— randall shart (married) (@randyshart) June 6, 2022
Two 35yr old women with a podcast: ok murder muffins we got a real oopy goopy spoopy story for you today!
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In which of these two places have more children been abused? https://t.co/F3VEAKSuRW
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) June 6, 2022
I usually can't cum without direct clitoral stimulation but yesterday on my flight home a redneck wearing an NRA gun rights t-shirt and watching Fox News got his knee badly injured when the beverage cart slammed into it.
— Grey DeLisle (@GreyDeLisle) June 6, 2022
About to make a new friend pic.twitter.com/T70nmd4wMe
— Iji the Killer (@NataliesNotInIt) June 6, 2022
June 7
pic.twitter.com/ihacCXxXyi
— ⋆ (@tristehomo) June 7, 2022
Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) June 8, 2022
Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.
— Connor C. (@ConnorColson) June 7, 2022
All I'm saying is, if an archaeologist dug up Disneyland, they would 100%, without any hesitation, classify it as a religious site.
— Michael Tae Sweeney (@mtsw) June 7, 2022
come on Sony bring it back to theaters again pic.twitter.com/p6i7tsPX5P
— meme bastard charles khan (@mask_bastard) June 8, 2022
I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 456 pic.twitter.com/coLJo93z0c
— Jaythechou (@jaythechou) June 8, 2022
Nothing hurts more than craving something that was taken off the menu pic.twitter.com/PJaUt4AOPH
— I.CY (@ileecea_cyan) June 8, 2022
in the waiting room at my new dentist
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) June 7, 2022
a woman walked in holding her face in pain and 20 minutes later was rolled out in a wheel chair holding her leg in pain and I don't think I'm at a good dentist office
dudes really fucking rock pic.twitter.com/bnUvy14y7Z
— the transsexual walter benjamin (@dmt4dmt) June 8, 2022
June 8
— Daniel Crosby (@danielcrosby) June 8, 2022I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it's been one month since I've had a drop.
I want to share some of the changes I've observed in myself over that time:
- My health is unchanged
- I'm less happy
- My one source of joy is goneThanks for encouraging me on this journey!
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - V.I. Lenin pic.twitter.com/AtlXjJGJQz
— Red Bait (@red_baiting) June 8, 2022
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— raandy (@randygdub) June 9, 2022
Crypto bros discover physical cash pic.twitter.com/x9eVqff6ET
— Concoda.usd (@concodanomics) June 8, 2022
It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???
— Retired Trapper (@TheRealDrePapi) June 8, 2022
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/8DW6y8rfWo
— mr. fauna (@fiImsmaker) June 8, 2022
June 9
every time an artist apologizes for not cancelling a show in Israel they're always like "I'm of the believe that music can heal". heal what? bro I promise you your 2 singles with over 50,000 streams on Spotify won't bring an end to settler colonialism
— Nihal | نهال (@NotNihal) June 9, 2022
I can't imagine having a podcast with my dad where he exclusively talks about what makes him horny. https://t.co/u6GIYbWkv8
— Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) June 9, 2022
Well… pic.twitter.com/iYep61rq8x
— Brooke Lynn Hytes (@Bhytes1) June 9, 2022
MJ gambled till 4am the night before finals games. Rodman left town to smoke cigars with Hulk Hogan on WCW Nitro. I don't think Draymond talking on YouTube for 30 mins sober in a hotel room is why they're losing guys…
— sam esfandiari (@samesfandiari) June 9, 2022
— Chris Locke (@chrislockeworld) June 9, 2022
honest to god i can't believe they keep finding more of these pic.twitter.com/LN9tUnEjy0
— jesse raub (@jesseraub) June 9, 2022
has anybody seen the cat https://t.co/8Vi9Ljuc6j
— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) June 9, 2022
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